May 30, 2014

First Ever Giveaway!! Woohoo!

Woah, I know, second post of the day??? Something special must be brewing...and that something special is my first ever giveaway on this blog! Unfortunately due to lack of funds this giveaway is only for US residents, but hopefully I'll have enough money next time to do an international one. This giveaway will start tonight at 10:30pm and ends June 10th at 3:00pm! To make everything easy I used Rafflecopter, and below are photos of what you can win. 
The winner will receive...
- 5 pins made by yours truly (Miley Cyrus, Ziggy Stardust, Daenerys, "Babe", "Nope" *I have many other face pins such as Jesse Pinkman, Beevis&Butthead, etc. so if you'd rather have one of those let me know!)
-a custom flower crown (ANYTHING GOES)
-a Banana Republic skirt (size 0 but it fits more like a medium/large)
-an upcycled denim vest by yours truly (the winner will also get to pick whatever phrase they want for me to paint on the back)
-a slew of surprises (including a poem about ur fav celebrity)

REMEMBER: to comment below with your favorite joke and e-mail address so if you win I can contact you!!! Good luck to you all!
*NOTE: the giveaway starts at 10:30pm tonight

29 comments:

  1. hmmm i think my favorite joke is "a teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. first he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. then he heads out to rent a limo. unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
    finally, the day of the prom comes. the two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. when the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline."


    and my email is YeezyAsPie@gmail.com!! :)

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  2. Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you.

    <3 Montgomeryjones93@gmail.com

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  3. eeep! ooh my favorite joke is probably an anti-joke, I'm not sure if that counts.

    "why did the chicken cross the road?"

    "it is likely he was looking for food."

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    1. Oh and my email is jupiter.retipuj@gmail.com

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  4. What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

    (ITS SO DUMB AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY)
    Miss.October@me.com

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  5. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

    mariposa21@bust.com

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  6. Knock knock
    who's there?
    banana
    banana who?
    knock knock
    who's there?
    banana
    banana who?
    knock knock
    who's there?
    orange
    orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

    dythia_99(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  7. A man with a retired manatee, whom he loved so very much, was looking for a way to make it live forever. He researched and found that this could be possible with seagull eggs, so almost immediately he took the trip half way across the country to acquire such eggs. After putting some found eggs in his car, he turned around. Meanwhile, a lion escaped from a state zoo and the seagull eggs began to crack. The seagulls hatched and distracted the man so badly that he ran over the escaped animal. The man was arrested. For what?

    Transporting young gulls over state lions for immortal porpoises.

    meredithm60@gmail.com

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  8. "why don't pencils have two erasers?"
    "there would be no point!"

    //kanyinsola
    borntobek@gmail.com

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  9. "Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get his chicken friend's house.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    THE CHICKEN!!"
    It may be a little random but it cracks me up everytime.
    emberlu1@yahoo.com

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  10. Three tomatoes are walking down the street.
    Papa Tomato, Mama tomato and Baby tomato.
    Baby tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
    Goes back squished him and says "Ketchup".

    My email is: drbookworm00@gmail.com

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  11. Ok so I made this joke when I was in the third grade thinking I was going to be a comedian when I grew up..

    What did the one weiner dog say to the other weiner dog?
    Dang you're one hot dog!
    (the joke is that a weiner dog is usually called a hot dog because of it's shape)
    Lejend.roo@gmail.com

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  12. Jealous that it's in the states! You're so cool though Tessa, this is one of the best give aways I've ever seen. Inspired to do one soon!

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    1. Aw, I know! You were one of the people I thought of when I had to make it US Residents only. :-( Hopefully my next giveaway will be international!!!

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  13. Playing I spy with my dad when I was younger:
    Dad: I spy something gray.
    Little sister: Your hair!
    Dad: I spy something adopted!
    My email: laurencheesetemple@gmail.com
    x

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  14. How about my favorite pickup line? It's kinda like a joke: Hey girl, are you from France? 'Cuz madameee.
    eka0022@yahoo.com

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  15. What is a pile of kittens called?
    A meowtain. ((:

    Also: How many ears does Spock have?
    The left ear, the right ear and the final front-ear.

    mollylithgow@yahoo.com

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  16. A guy walks into a bar. Oww. lyssagrltx@gmail.com

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  17. My favorite joke? That's so hard! There's so many to choose from.
    Knock Knock,
    Who's there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.

    Haha I also like:
    What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a bug?
    dead ant, dead ant -- dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaaaaant.

    Another one: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé. haha

    You're so sweet for providing this giveaway!! Pulpzine and your blog are honestly my go tos, love them. Keep up your amazing writing, fashion and music taste pleassseeee. :)

    adismuke@aischool.org

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  18. Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French!

    romerobrisa1107@yahoo.com

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  19. Where do sheep get their hair cut???? At the Baa Baa Shop mvantil@cfl.rr.com

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  20. Last summer my friend would come up randomly behind me and whisper in my ear:
    " Wanna hear a joke? Pete Best."
    I tried it with my friends who aren't Beatles fans. They didn't get it. ;)

    walkerjesse796@gmail.com

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  21. my life is already a joke so (hahaha)

    mj.mjism@gmail.com

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  22. what did one casket say to the sick casket?
    is that you coughin?
    teendream111@gmail.com

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  23. What's green and has wheels?
    Grass I lied about the wheels.

    zscrutcher@gmail.com

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  24. My favorite joke is twenty minutes long so I will replace it with another.
    "All that glitters is not good, especially not that thing over there. That's probably like, a giant insect, or something"
    Maryjspots@yahoo.com

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  25. "My favourite shade of green is John." i'm sorry this is awful

    jen_vanh@hotmail.com :~)

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  26. What's a monkey's favorite snack food? Potato-Chimps! Stupid puns are the best, I think.

    ssam.smi@gmail.com!

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  27. how does david bowie fix his flat tire? he c-changes it! I'm sorry i love david bowie and i love cheesy song references

    moonagedaydream@thews.us

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